Hey everyone,

Amanda here with a brief blog post. It’s no secret that frontline workers benefit from a happy, positive attitude. Positivity can boost productivity, enthusiasm, and team morale. Before you get caught up in the ever-so nihilistic banter of well seasoned EMTs, consider for a moment how smoother calls run when everyone on your team is in a good mood. 

If you’re not convinced, yet consider the research on laughter in the workplace. Studies suggest that laughter and joy have been proven to improve analytical precision and productivity.

I want to the brighten the mood with a little EMT humor. Here are some jokes to share with the co-workers or classmates that could use a little lightheartedness.

 It’s also a great idea to share jokes with your patients to keep them at ease. Let’s jump right in!

What does an EMT look for in a girl?

A pulse

What do you call a couple of EMT’s?

A pair of medics.

Why did the pirate decide to become an EMT?

He wanted to do CP-ARRRRRRR!

My girlfriend said she’d only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.

I can’t wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!

Knock knock.

“Who’s there?”

HIPPA.

“HIPPA who?”

I’m sorry but I’m not allowed to share that information…

What’s it called when a shelf full of Charmin falls on a patient?

Soft tissue injury!

“Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”

Okay, these were self admittedly cheesy. Still, I think you should keep them in your pocket for rainy day. Want to share your favorite EMT joke with us? Reply below to let us have it! And let us know if you plan to use these on the field!